Delivery Duel

I was riding up the elevator in my office complex with a FedEx guy.  On the second floor a DHL delivery guy jumped on the elevator.  I said, "Ooooooohhhhh, fight, fight, fight!"  Neither of them thought this was funny but I got a kick out of it.

Swimming Relay

How much better would the relay in Olympic swimming be if any member of your team that was not swimming next could cannonball the crap out of any other swimmer on any other team?  Does not matter what lane or what time.  Would there be more injuries?  Yes.  More laughs?  Hell yes.  More entertaining?  F yes!

"Can Phelps bring home another gold for the United States?  This will be it!  Oh god, what a devastating cannonball by the Italians!  The United States might not finish this race.  Someone wake up the life guard and call a doctor."

Gold.  

Where Are They Now...Chinese Gymnists

I would love to see a "where are they now" on the Chinese national team from two games or more ago.  I am afraid of what journey that would take us on.

Sand Dollar

Why is there a marijuana leaf on every sand dollar?  Honestly.

Meathead Gear

This is an actual shirt someone produced.  Can you imagine the meat stick that thought this saying would be awesome?  It gives me dumb chills just reading it.

Pony Tail

When a man decides to grow his hair out and put it in a pony tail does the government automatically issue said person a guitar?

Peppa Pig's Dad

The man who does the voice over for peppa pig's dad for sure drives a windowless van and hangs out at chucky cheese.  Creepy as hell!