Women Drivers

Where does this generalization come from?

Pam Oliver

Are we sure she is not a man? Honestly.

NOT!

I cannot believe people are still using this "joke".  As in, "The Seahawks really had a solid Defense in the final 25 seconds.....not!"  How long ago did Wayne's World come out?  Well, that was the last time it was funny and I am not even certain it was funny then.  If you do use this comeback or whatever you want to call it, you are a total geek.   Every time I hear someone use it, I want to hit that person in the face with a shovel.  My niece used it the other day and I really wanted to ruin her whole day for it.  She is 7.   Let us please rid ourselves of this terrible phrase of the English language.  I am pretty sure that if you are muslim and you use this phrase you get stoned to death.  Sometimes Sharia law makes sense.

Solid Lettuce

Yes, this is a male and no it is not Kenny G's son. Had to give this guy props for wearing his hair like this. Guarantee he is a MMA fighter and was just hoping for me to say some smart ass comment so he could eye gauge the shit out of me. All around legit lid on this slick Rick.

Nudist

How come all nudist are the exact kind of people that should be wearing cloths?  I was watching a show on these nudists that were involved in the mass wedding and every single one of these people were hard on the eyes.  In the interviews this old bag was saying how liberating and brave she feels for being naked.  Brave?  You took your cloths off and made people sick to their stomachs.  I think you need to look up the word brave there toots.  The only benefit that I could see was that all these guy's peckers did not get sunburn because their boilers provided a nice little canopy for their junk.  I cannot imagine what sunburned balls feel like but I think it is something they should consider in Guantanamo.

Taco Twelve Pack #2

Thheeeeeeeerrreee back.   Another terrible Taco Bell, Taco Twelve Pack commercial!  This one encourages people to become the hit of the tailgate or football party by bringing a Taco Twelve Pack with you.  Nothing says you support your team like side splitting poohcano from the stadium's shitter.  Nothing goes with beer like a taco bell taco!  If the beer burps have not worked on that broad you are trying to land, maybe the Taco Bell breathe with break down some barriers.  I love how excited the people in the commercial are that someone brought in the taco twelve pack.  Not to mention everyone in the commercial is skinny.  There has not been a bigger reach on who their customer base since beer commercials.   Bring a taco twelve pack to a party and watch how excited people get, especially the host.  Unless a bunch of stoners are hosting a football party, you are not going to be the hit of the party.  Now if someone is hosting a 12 foot bong rip party and you bring in the taco twelve pack, you might get trampled to death.  Keep the commercials coming Yum Brands, you almost have me.