Safe Place

When criminals see this sign they become powerless to commit crimes.  Thank god for signs like these.  

Vegas Airport

Is there anything more depressing than the Las Vegas airport on Sunday morning?

Old Lady Burp

I was walking around the corner of our hallway and accidently ran into an older women who was coming the opposite way.  We both were startled but her skunk like defenses kicked in and she burped.  Top five worst things I have ever smelled.   This burp could clear a slaughter house.  If I think about it hard enough I will throw up.