Informer

This song makes me want to kick school children in the neck.  Could not hate it worse....unless if someone starting playing Love Shack.  Then I would just cut my head off with a weed whacker.

LeBron

If, God forbid, LeBron's plane crashed on the way to Brazil for the World Cup, I honestly think that ESPN would just implode on itself.  Cease to exist.   Stephen A. Smith's face would start falling off his skull like that scene from Poltergeist.   I know it is big news he is returning to Cleveland but ESPN takes it to the next level.  How many different takes can you have on the matter?   Honestly?   I don't care what the Churro vendor on the corner thinks about his return.   Stop garggeling the guys nuts already.

Side note:  90% of the Miami fan base just stop caring about Basketball.   They are about as loyal Al Davis.   Marlins games are going to look packed compared to that arena. 

Boogie Boarder

If you wear a wetsuit when you boogie board you are a total jackass.