Wash Your Hands

Shouldn't this sign read, "Everyone must wash your hands"?  It boggles my mind there are still sickos that don't wash their hands after handling their crank or wiping their poop chute.  This guy is kneading the dough for your pizza.

Cell Phone Clock

I do not wear a watch so I depend on my cell phone for the time.  When I am out and I need to time I will pull out my cell phone.  After checking texts and updates I put my phone back in my pocket still having no clue what time it is.  This happens at a bare minimum twice a day.   Please tell me this happens to other people or am I just a moron?

Left Shark

I love Left Shark.  That animal stole the show at the Super Bowl.  I wish Left Shark would eat Baxter the Dbacks mascot.  

Boxed Water

So this exists now.  Tasted like water.