Boulangerie

How the hell do you say this word?  What happened to bakery?

You Did Know You Were Going to Be on TV and not Radio?

There are a couple of possibilities here:

1) a spider fell on his head 2 seconds before they went live

2) his blind cousin is looking to get into hair styling and he did the blind guy a solid.

3) the boom mic has a vaacume attached to it.

4) he is a raging alcoholic

5) he does not GAF.

Swinger

Hate to burst your bubble but if you think you are a swinger but your wife does not know you are, you are not a swinger, you are a cheater.   Pretty sure if she was "swinging" and you did not know about it, you would not be super pumped.