Crappy Rest Stop

We had to stop at this shady rest stop and I saw this sign posted.  Of course I had to ask the question.

Salty: is the crapping outside really a big problem?

Clerk: it is a huge problem but the sign has really cut down on the instances.

Salty: tough job

Clerks friend: you can't imagine what it is like having to clean it up.

Salty: man, that sucks.

Clerk and friend: yup

What happened to human decency?  It Does not exist between Gila Bend and Yuma, FYI.  The $20.00 fine was worth it though.

In the Hole!

Please stop yelling this after every effing shot.  It is not funny asslips.

New Age Jesus

The original Jesus would have killed for that little wheel.

Adult Batman

Yes, this is an adult male wearing a batman mask at a baseball game.  I don't care if Harvey was pitching and that his nickname is the "dark knight".  I would bet my house this guy drives some sort of van or truck that has little to no windows or completely blacked out windows.  When confronted that he is an adult he would say, "hey, batman was an adult."  No, you creeper, batman is a made up character.  Grow up douche.

Car Dump

Is this woman driving her car to the dump to unload all that trash?  Negative, apparently her car is the dump.  Hoarders are mobile now.