Tired New Mom

I was walking out of my office and I noticed a man speaking with a woman and he said, "I don't care if you are a new mom and you are tired, you have to change your attitude."  I felt bad for her.  Then I thought if this were her husband saying that to her, he would probably be dead.

I did not see that guy the rest of the day.

Not Funny?

When jokingly going back and forth with someone about fighting them you should still keep it appropriate.   For example, don't do this which I did today:

Them: Don't make me slap you.

Me: If you slap me I will kick your face so hard your mom will fall over.

Them: My mom is dead.

Me: Then she will roll over.

That went over like a fart in church.  

Making Out

We are in an airport guys.  Maybe wait to make out for when you get home.  You think you are the most in love couple in the world but in reality you will hate each other in six months.