Urinal

Anyone with an IQ above their foot size would see this set up and know that this urinal spot was out of service.  Not in Marana, Arizona.  This means you use the trash can instead of the urinal, not the open stall.  Tommy Trucker had zero issue with pissing in the trash can and telling me that is a real weird set up.  That person is driving a semi truck around the country as you read this.  Scary shit.

Blended Margarita

Look lady, the bar does not serve blended margaritas.  Order something else.  Stop bitching about it every time the bartender is near you.  If the fact they did not have a blended margarita really, "ruined your day" then by all means let me go find a blender to put your hand in and see how your day is then.