Pony Tail

When a man decides to grow his hair out and put it in a pony tail does the government automatically issue said person a guitar?

Peppa Pig's Dad

The man who does the voice over for peppa pig's dad for sure drives a windowless van and hangs out at chucky cheese.  Creepy as hell!

Asparagus

I ate way too much asparagus at this wedding.  I just took a piss and I think I farted out of my penis.