Guy Fawkes

If you are on the lookout for complete throw away losers go to your nearest protest and find the douche wearing this mask.   These people are profesional agitators and anarchists.  "Hey!  Look at me, I am super hip and really know how to run a protest.  I am afraid of nothing, well except anyone knowing who I am because then they will know I still live with my parents."  "I saw a movie where a guy wearing this mask was a real badass so I must be one too huh?!?!"  Nope, you are terrible like the movie.   Get a job butt munch.  Even if that job is sellng those stupid masks.  When I see one of those masks at a protest, I am instantly against whatever the protesters want.   Their cause could be to save kids from being thrown into wood chippers and right when I see a Guy Fawkes mask I would be the first one hucking a kid into those insatiable jaws.  Honestly, screw these masks and the dorks wearing them.

Carpool

If this guy volunteers, I will pass.  Doors are overrated.  

Slow Burn

If you rock a flame paint job on you vehicle you should not be allowed to 55 on the highway.  You should be pulled over and have the flame paint job sand blasted off your car.  

Dish Drop Cheering Guy

Everyone has been in a restaurant when one of the servers drops a tray of dishes or drinks.  Then there is always the slap dick that starts either clapping or cheering this on.   I despise this person.  I can't decide whehter this is the bully from grade school trying to relive his heyday or the bullied kid from grade school finally being able to cheer somone else's misfortune.  Either way, you are a total nimrod.  I would love to grab one of those shards of glass and stick it in your eye.   The server feels bad enough about his or her mistake and does not need Sea Bass celebrating it.  Why don't you go find a local grade school and kick some ass in dodge ball loser.  

Ebola

Can someone please explain to me why we are still letting people in the country from West Africa?  I read some article today by some all knowing ass bag that said that if we did that, the disease will spread quicker.  What?   Huh?   Seriously, explain this to me.  If we quarantined people that had passports from Ebola hot zones, it will spread quicker!?!?!?   Are there editors that question nothing people put out anymore?  If I had the flu I would not go to the office.  Guess why…..cause I do not want to give anyone else the flu!!!  By this douche's logic I should go to work and lick everyone's space bar and cough in the coffee.   With his thinking the flu is unable to spread in my office now.   What am I missing?

Dear Jimmy John's

Your commercials are not funny.  Not even close.  Actually they are all kinds of awful.  Did you just let the most annoying jackass that thinks he is funny come up with these terrible spots?  Fix it.  Freaky fast? F'ing stupid more like it.

Minimum Wage

I see that the $15.00 an hour wage honks are out in full force again.   Listen, there are great people that work for minimum wage but $15.00 an hour is a total and complete joke.   When you are making minimum wage that really means you are pretty much expendable as an employee.  If you can be replaced by the next schmo that walks in the door, you are not worth $15.00 an hour.  Sorry, that is the reality of it.  Make yourself an asset to the company you work for so they want, better yet, need you around.  You will not be at $7.25 for long.  If you have been working as the fry cook for three years, there is something wrong with YOU not your employer.  Tell me what you do at your work and I can tell you if you deserve $15.00 an hour.  Can a machine do it……uh oh, you are not worth $15.00 an hour.  "These people need $15.00 an hour to feed their family" is what you hear from the "activists".  If you are counting on your minimum wage job to keep your family fed, you have made a terrible choice or choices in your life that has put you in this situation.  Are there exceptions to the rule?  Hell yes, but more often than not it is someone that has shown extremely poor judgement in their life.  And all these Hollywood asshats that are out supporting this farce, I have one questions for you; what do you pay your personal assistant or PA?  You want to talk slave wages?  Go talk to the Hollywood elite and what they get away with.  Their reaction, "They are replaceable".  Guess what, so is the girl taking my order at the counter of KFC.  I know this from experience so can the heartless horse shit.  Work your ass off at a place long enough and you will get promoted.  If you don't, look in the damn mirror or take your "talents" somewhere will you will get promoted.   Life owes you nothing.