Adult Batman

Yes, this is an adult male wearing a batman mask at a baseball game.  I don't care if Harvey was pitching and that his nickname is the "dark knight".  I would bet my house this guy drives some sort of van or truck that has little to no windows or completely blacked out windows.  When confronted that he is an adult he would say, "hey, batman was an adult."  No, you creeper, batman is a made up character.  Grow up douche.

Car Dump

Is this woman driving her car to the dump to unload all that trash?  Negative, apparently her car is the dump.  Hoarders are mobile now.

Slick

When you think you are really slick, you act like nothing can make you look bad, when you think nothing can make you look bad you tuck your shirt into your boxers and look like a jackass.

Hamburgurlar Is Back

McDonald's just announced that the Hamburgurlar is coming back.  Back from the dead?  The original Hamburgurlar had to have died by congestive heart failure or stroke.  Just like Popeye's pal Wimpy.  

On this McDonald's mascot note, what the hell was Grimace supposed to be?  I know his name derives from the face you make five minutes after finishing your meal, but what was he?  I am pretty sure Gimaces' love child went to college with me.  I had a class with a girl that looked just like him minus being purple.  

Boulangerie

How the hell do you say this word?  What happened to bakery?

You Did Know You Were Going to Be on TV and not Radio?

There are a couple of possibilities here:

1) a spider fell on his head 2 seconds before they went live

2) his blind cousin is looking to get into hair styling and he did the blind guy a solid.

3) the boom mic has a vaacume attached to it.

4) he is a raging alcoholic

5) he does not GAF.

Swinger

Hate to burst your bubble but if you think you are a swinger but your wife does not know you are, you are not a swinger, you are a cheater.   Pretty sure if she was "swinging" and you did not know about it, you would not be super pumped.