Urinal

Anyone with an IQ above their foot size would see this set up and know that this urinal spot was out of service.  Not in Marana, Arizona.  This means you use the trash can instead of the urinal, not the open stall.  Tommy Trucker had zero issue with pissing in the trash can and telling me that is a real weird set up.  That person is driving a semi truck around the country as you read this.  Scary shit.

Blended Margarita

Look lady, the bar does not serve blended margaritas.  Order something else.  Stop bitching about it every time the bartender is near you.  If the fact they did not have a blended margarita really, "ruined your day" then by all means let me go find a blender to put your hand in and see how your day is then.

Coca Cola + iPhone

Time magazine just did a bit on what happens when you drop and iPhone in boiling Coca Cola.  Why does anyone need to know this?   What are the chances this happens?   Next up, this is what happens when you feed your dog cement....

Peace Symbol

If you have one of these on your car it means you are an awful driver.   Never seen one of these on a car that was driven by a smart person.  The symbol really tells everyone, "hey fellow drivers, I am shitty driver!"

Heated Toilet Seat

You never realize how great a heated toilet seat is until you don't have one and really need one.  

Wet Crotch

When I am running into a meeting I like to take a big drink of water and have the majority of that water spill into my lap.  That way I go into the meeting looking like I have zero bladder control.  Clients dig that shit.

Dish Is How We Do It

I hate this commercial more than I hate Seahawks fans.  That is saying a lot.