Sand Dollar

Why is there a marijuana leaf on every sand dollar?  Honestly.

Meathead Gear

This is an actual shirt someone produced.  Can you imagine the meat stick that thought this saying would be awesome?  It gives me dumb chills just reading it.

Pony Tail

When a man decides to grow his hair out and put it in a pony tail does the government automatically issue said person a guitar?

Peppa Pig's Dad

The man who does the voice over for peppa pig's dad for sure drives a windowless van and hangs out at chucky cheese.  Creepy as hell!

Asparagus

I ate way too much asparagus at this wedding.  I just took a piss and I think I farted out of my penis.

Robe

If you think it is alright to wear a robe to Starbucks you should get out of Starbucks and into a psych ward.  The reason there is no pic is I was sure he would stab me if I tried to take one.

Comforting