Coca Cola + iPhone

Time magazine just did a bit on what happens when you drop and iPhone in boiling Coca Cola.  Why does anyone need to know this?   What are the chances this happens?   Next up, this is what happens when you feed your dog cement....

Peace Symbol

If you have one of these on your car it means you are an awful driver.   Never seen one of these on a car that was driven by a smart person.  The symbol really tells everyone, "hey fellow drivers, I am shitty driver!"

Heated Toilet Seat

You never realize how great a heated toilet seat is until you don't have one and really need one.  

Wet Crotch

When I am running into a meeting I like to take a big drink of water and have the majority of that water spill into my lap.  That way I go into the meeting looking like I have zero bladder control.  Clients dig that shit.

Dish Is How We Do It

I hate this commercial more than I hate Seahawks fans.  That is saying a lot.

Ginger ale

There is a ginger ale commercial where a farmer noticed his ginger disappearing from his field.  He grabs a stalk  and gets yanked through to a party apparently only serving ginger ale.  Worst party ever. What kind of host only serves that?!?!  It is more realistic that the farmer can get yanked through to the party than the actual party only serving ginger ale.

Halloween Costume?

If you tell someone you like their costume, you better make damn sure they are wearing a costume and not just normal cloths to them.