Conference Bags

There is 40,000 people at this conference and these bags are only convenient to the 100 or so ass hats that use them.  These bags are just in the way and I make it a point to kick them whenever I see them.  The owner will get aggravated but I usually will quell that by saying that I did not see it.  If you own one of these, you are a butt plug and deserve to have your little caboose bag punted.