Powerball Interview

I was watching the Powerball winner get interviewed today and he seemed like a nice enough guy.  What was sad was when introduced he was with his girlfriend who seemed like a real sweetheart.  What is sad is that chances of her being his girlfriend by the end of this month is about nil.  Too bad, they seemed like a nice couple.  I look forward to seeing you on, "The lottery ruined my life" in ten years.  Honestly, I am just jealous because I still believe I will win some day.  Please send pics of your new girlfriend.