Guyliner

So this is really happening?  Males, which used to be known as men, are now putting on eye liner?!?!  Seriously?  Grab the area where your sack used to be and ask yourself, "hope being a bitch works better then this whole man thing. Cause I have given up being a responsible, self confident individual and I will substitute it for this shell of a infant boy that needs attention constantly."  I know I can't afford my electric bill but thank god I got my manscape on and scored some blush.  Take a lonnnnnnggg hard look in the mirror, cry, and check into rehab.  Rock bottom.