The deli that I ate at today does not have a steak sandwich on the menu. You know how I know this? Well, the 80 year old dipshit in front of me kept on asking if they could make him one.
"I am really in the mood for a steak sandwich. Are you sure you cannot make me one?'
"Sir, we do not offer steaks or anything grilled."
"It would really not be that hard to make."
"Sorry, we don't have the means to make you one."
"Are you sure?"
Hey, old man winter, are you listening to anything she is saying? If you wanted a steak sandwich maybe your wife should have dragged your bag of bones to a place that she KNOWS has a steak sandwich instead of wasting the time of everyone else in line. I don't go to a Mexican Food restaurant and ask for lasagna. Just take your pastrami sando and choke that bad boy down and get out of the way.
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