"Tons of Capital"

So I get stuck talking to this guy that is looking to start a business.  He convinces me to meet with him because he has "tons of capital" to invest in this business venture.  When I see him for the first time I know I have totally wasted my time.  Here is some free advise my man.  If you say you have tons of capital, you might want to invest some of that capital on a new shirt and a whole lot on your grill.  It looks like you mistook a grenade for an apple.  I did not know teeth could go that direction.  Maybe, just maybe then people will take your business venture seriously.  What a waste of time.