Makeshift Memorial

The news just showed this memorial on TV for a fourteen year old killed this weekend.  You think they would take the time to get rid if all the Budweiser cans and bottles plus the twelve pack before airing it. One of the cans looks like someone crushed it on their forehead. Come on family.  Clean it up.

Mall Easter Bunny

Creepiest thing to ever walk the mall and that is saying a lot.  No wonder all the kids are crying when they have to sit on it's lap.  Having read Watership Down probably does not help the creepy ness I feel.

G-ride

When I think of the kind of vehicle a hard core gangster would drive, my 261st guess would be a PT Cruiser.  But then I was at the gas station and saw this dope white guy booming his gangsta rap.  He was talking on his phone and I thought I was next to Ice Cube.  Look G,  you are not hard nor gangsta.  You are a douche.  You trying to act hard in that ride is like me showing up to a Hells Angel bar riding a tricycle and acting hard core.  The 70 something lady even shook her head at you.  I would bet my truck she could take you in an arm wrestling match.  Oh, and tank tops are usually reserved  for people that have some sort of muscle tone.