G-ride

When I think of the kind of vehicle a hard core gangster would drive, my 261st guess would be a PT Cruiser.  But then I was at the gas station and saw this dope white guy booming his gangsta rap.  He was talking on his phone and I thought I was next to Ice Cube.  Look G,  you are not hard nor gangsta.  You are a douche.  You trying to act hard in that ride is like me showing up to a Hells Angel bar riding a tricycle and acting hard core.  The 70 something lady even shook her head at you.  I would bet my truck she could take you in an arm wrestling match.  Oh, and tank tops are usually reserved  for people that have some sort of muscle tone.