Thursday, July 30, 2015

Bike Shop

If you think the difference between whether your Bike Shop makes it is 10 bikes parked out front, or the 5 my Landlord will allow you, your business was destined to fail mightily.  I go to all the trouble convincing my Landlord that 5 bikes out front is not big deal and you throw a hissy fit?   Are you 7?  No one is driving through the center and notices your bike shop and is like, "I need a bike but these yahoos only have 5 bikes out front and not 10, screw them."   You are not Target.  Take your five bikes and shut your pie hole. 

Oh, and guess what?   Bikes are not the transportation of the future.  This is not China.  Try going to the grocery store, with a kid, in bad weather, during rush hour on your bike dipshit.  Maybe bikes are the future for the ten single bike enthusiasts but  for us with responsibilities like work and family, it does not work.    

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