Makeshift Memorial

The news just showed this memorial on TV for a fourteen year old killed this weekend.  You think they would take the time to get rid if all the Budweiser cans and bottles plus the twelve pack before airing it. One of the cans looks like someone crushed it on their forehead. Come on family.  Clean it up.

Mall Easter Bunny

Creepiest thing to ever walk the mall and that is saying a lot.  No wonder all the kids are crying when they have to sit on it's lap.  Having read Watership Down probably does not help the creepy ness I feel.

G-ride

When I think of the kind of vehicle a hard core gangster would drive, my 261st guess would be a PT Cruiser.  But then I was at the gas station and saw this dope white guy booming his gangsta rap.  He was talking on his phone and I thought I was next to Ice Cube.  Look G,  you are not hard nor gangsta.  You are a douche.  You trying to act hard in that ride is like me showing up to a Hells Angel bar riding a tricycle and acting hard core.  The 70 something lady even shook her head at you.  I would bet my truck she could take you in an arm wrestling match.  Oh, and tank tops are usually reserved  for people that have some sort of muscle tone. 

Safe Place

When criminals see this sign they become powerless to commit crimes.  Thank god for signs like these.  

Vegas Airport

Is there anything more depressing than the Las Vegas airport on Sunday morning?

Old Lady Burp

I was walking around the corner of our hallway and accidently ran into an older women who was coming the opposite way.  We both were startled but her skunk like defenses kicked in and she burped.  Top five worst things I have ever smelled.   This burp could clear a slaughter house.  If I think about it hard enough I will throw up.

Luge

How do you find out that you are good at luge and should start training for the Olympics?   Are you just the most kick ass sledder in your neighborhood?  Are you awesome at water slides?  Or are you just watching the winter Olympics cause there is absolutely nothing else on TV and notice that you too can sit on a sled and have gravity propel you down a chute?  You just know you can look like a bigger dildo than that Russian!  The sport would be a lot cooler if at the end of the slide it was the ski jump and they had to land a jump.  People would get hurt.  I would watch that.