Friday, April 6, 2012

Burger King

BK,

If you expect me to believe that David Beckham eats at your restaurant then I would also like to buy some beach front property from you in Nebraska.  No one in their right mind eats at BK and they sure as hell do not got there for your "fresh" smoothies.  The only time I eat at BK is in the Las Vegas airport when I am usually hungover as hell and would eat a shoe.   You had a good run BK, but it is time to go the way of the Dodo.

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