Drunk Golf Tips

If Tiger Woods only knew that the drunk in front of my foursome yesterday had the fix to his swing then he would be leading the masters by 5 strokes.  This guy had all the fixes starting with is neck position to his back leg.   He had all the tricks, I guess Tiger would have to get past the fact this wizard could not get his drive past the ladies' tee his first two drives.  I guess Tiger needs to hit the booze like a dump truck too and use the F word as your only adjective for anything.  Tiger also needs to blame is 4 putt on the grass that made up the greens as well.  You are right buddy, it is the greens, not your alcohol intake or that you suck at golf.  Stick to watching the game at your local watering hole and telling the patrons how great you are because in person you are a total wreck, kind of like your liver.