Butt Slap

If you are male and you are slapping someone in the ass to say hello as a joke, you better be damn sure it is your friend you are slapping.  Furthermore, you sure as shit better be sure you know the recipient if he is at the urinal at the time of said slapping.  Especially in a office complex bathroom.  "Oh, Bro!  I am so sorry, I thought you were someone else!" is not going to cut it.  The look on my face pretty much told the guy to swirly himself.  I guess this guy was lucky it was me, reeling from losing my street cred by getting punched in the face by a woman, and not someone else that would probably of fed him his teeth.  I am not sure you walk out of most bars here in town if you pull the blind ass slap.  It was at least worth it to see the absolute horror on his face when I looked back and I was not his "buddy".   I don't care how close you are with your buddy, keep that shit on the court or field and out of the bathroom, any bathroom.