- Shirtless kid running around the store. Where is his family? Where is CPS? Most importantly, where the f is his shirt? I saw the kid ten minutes later still by himself. He really needed to go play inside the refrigerator. Parenting at its best.
- Clueless woman pushing her cart down the middle of the aisle. I try to get around her and she acts offended that I need to get by. I should have slapped her in the face with the six steaks she had in her cart.
-I love the free samples as much as the next guy but people act as though we are in a famine when they get around these stations. By the way jackass, there is a line. Don't just walk up and grab a pizza square. "I am sorry, I am in a hurry." Oh but you have enough time to grab a pizza square? You are not in a hurry either, you are at Costco. If you are in a hurry, go to 7-11.
- A kid having a full on melt down because his mom would not let him have the free sample of ice cream. I have no clue why she did not let him have any but this kid screamed like she just cut off his big toe. And he would not stop screaming. His parents obviously just ignore this little bedd wetter when he acts up but do that at home and not in public cause now we are all being punished.
- Guy trying on a sweatshirt, deciding he did not want it, and putting it back in the pile. Now some poor sap is going to wear the same sweatshirt this wife beater wearing hobo just tried on.
- So many fat waddles that I stopped counting.
- The guy who acts like he does not notice the checkout line and just cuts in from the opposite angle and thinks he is next. This happens every time I go to Costco.
- A guy smelling the socks. WTF!?!?!?
I really like Costco. It is just a warehouse of idiots. Thank god I got a tub o pickles though.
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