1) Their bathroom is nicer and cleaner than the bathroom at my office.
2) The DJ does not take requests.
3) They are "dancers" not "strippers". Look toots, you are taking your cloths off for money, don't try and class up your occupation's name.
4) I heard a couple of old school songs that I want to upload to my iPod.
5) Apparently when I ordered a Jack and Coke I really ordered a Coke with an eye dropper of Jack.
6) There was no weight limit on the dancers. At one point it looked like someone parked an RV on the stage.
7) Dancers cannot use their real name.
8) Asking someone not to sit in your lap because you are afraid she will break your femur is frowned upon.
9) Suggesting that a dancer should change her name from mercedes to dump truck is severely frowned upon.
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