Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Dump Police

So I have to drop a duece and reluctantly head down to the war zone known as our office floor's bathroom.   As I walk in the door I know it is a no go by both site and smell.  Someone in the stall needs to see a doctor about the death that is coming out of his ass and the other stall is open.  No way in hell am I saddling up inbetween these two guys so I head upstairs to the next floor bathroom.  I do my business by as I exit the stall there is a guy there washing his hands.  Below is our conversation:

Dude: Do you work on this floor?
Salty: No, do you?
Dude: Yes, I do.  You are not allowed to use this bathroom unless you work on this floor.  Please stop.
Salty: Sure guy.
Dude: Honestly stop or we will have to do something.
Salty: Are you going to call the dump police?
Dude: No, but I will call property management.
Salty: Go ahead.
Dude: Why are you being this way when this is obviously not your floor.
Salty: Because our bathroom was full.  Why are you being this way.  How does it effect you?
Dude: It just does.
Salty: Great argument.  Talk to you later.  Enjoy the bathroom.

What a jackass.  Maybe I will dump in his office next time.

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