If anyone ever ends their sentence with this phrase, punch them as hard as you can in the throat. This statement screams, "I have never doing anything meaningful in my life so I am going to thank myself for accomplishing something most anyone can!" Why is the person thanking themself? What are you proving? No one asked for your thanks especially when it was just to thank your worthless ass. For instance, I was in San Diego this past week. Some friends and I were talking about when we lived in the LA when a young lady asked us why we moved out of California. I told her that I had a great time but I no longer wanted to live paycheck to paycheck. Her rather snippy response was, "Well, I moved out here by myself and have survived ever since thank you very much!" So you are thanking yourself for the basic human need of surviving?!?! Look toots, you have not accomplished anything except prove a bunch of dirty old men will still over tip any chick, no matter how shitty the service, if she has huge, fake, hammers. So finish making my cocktail with a little shake of those fun bags so I can continue drinking, thank you very much.
Then there was today. I was speaking to this douche bag about setting up a meeting so we could see if we could make a deal work. I told him Friday would work best for me as this week was bad. "I can't meet Friday I am busy. I do have a life thank you very much!" Uh, ok so you are thanking yourself for having a life now. Look fuckstick, how about we just don't meet as I believe you have nothing going for you. Ps, I hope you get hit by a truck.
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