Bumper Stickers

The number of bumper stickers you have on your car directly correlates with how insane you are.  For instance, 1 bumber sticker, you are relatively sane with the occasional trip to crazy town.  5 bumper stickers and you think other people's works and sayings are your own, you have stalked a human at some point, and you generally annoy most people you deal with.  10 plus bumberstickers, you are bat shit crazy.  Don't give me the, "I have a bumber sticker to celebrate my student being a honor student."  BS, you have that sticker on there because you think that proves that you are good mom to all the other moms out there.  All it proves to me is that you cannot talk your kid out of putting something permanent on your ride.   Good luck with the tattoo conversation.