Sunday, October 21, 2012

KFC Dippers

This commercial is awful.  Four dudes go to some party and go straight to the KFC Dippers.  This is almost identical to the Taco Twelve Pack Taco Bell commercial.  If I go to a party and there is KFC there I know the host invited white trash.  In the commercial the four dildos leave the party because they ran out of Dippers.  If you leave a party because they run out of KFC then you need to A) go to a doctor and get your ticker checked and B) Throw yourself in front of a bus and save me the time of pushing you in front of said bus.  Come on KFC, this situation never happens.  It would be more believable if Big Foot rode though the living room on a unicorn.

Side note:  I love KFC biscuits.  I think they put black tar heroin in those bad boys because I cannot eat just one.

2 comments:

  1. why do commercials have to be based on real life situations? i suppose you only watch documentaries or movies that are retellings of true events? maybe you should lighten up and try not to let a 30 second KFC commercial ruin your whole life.

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    1. Ruin my life? Far from it. I actually think it is comical at best. Now you better scurry along or you are going to be late for your shift at KFC.

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