Olive Garden

I always wondered what happened to those shitty writers that wrote for "America's Funniest Home Videos".   Well apparently they are now writing Olive Garden commercials.   These commercials drive me up a wall.   What is everyone at the table laughing about?!?!!?  Waiter, smash that serving tray over the fuckstick that just cracked that "joke"!  Example:

Patron 1: I don't know what I am going to have, there is just so much I want.

Patron 2: While your doing that, I am going to order the never ending pasta bowl.

Whole Table: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA ha!!!!!

What did I miss?  If anything this guy is a total dick for cutting the lady off while she was trying to order, and secondly what he said is not the least bit funny.

This is how that exchange should have went down in Salty's book:

Patron 1: This all looks good, I don't know what I am going to order!

Patron 2: While you doing tha........

Patron 1: Hey dick breath, I am still ordering.  Stuff some more bread sticks in your suck hole and give me five damn seconds.  And if you think what you were about to say was going to be funny, I can stick those breadsticks so far up your rear that you will have garlic breath until you are 60.  You are not funny, can't believe I agreed to have dinner with you and the rest of your whack ass family.

Look Olive Garden, your breadsticks are awesome but your commercials make me homicidal.  Fire all the butt plugs you have writing your commercials and stick to the pasta.