Honey Boo Boo

I saw part of this program and I am afraid the end of times is near.  How is this girl famous, let me tell you, because her "mother" sticks this poor child in pageants.  These pageants are really just a child molesters wet dream but the parents seem to ignore this.  So Honey Boo Boo was the most obnoxious person on some other terrible and the producers needed someone else to exploit.  Anyhow, now Honey Boo Boo has her own show in which she tries to show the country just how white trash her plus size family is.  Mom is a walking Diabetes poster while her siblings are neck in neck in the race to early heart disease.   Now HBB is packing on some early pounds as well and is a couple of years away from a meth addiction or porn toilet star.  I feel bad for where this "child" is going to end up in life.  Most of the show bean bag body mom finds new ways to educate her kids about how to make a complete ass of themselves.  I am not sure if mom drinks but I sure as hell know that her boyfriend does because there is no way a sober human is taking that thing down without at least a keg in your system.  He needs to get all his senses checked.  It is not worth whatever measly money he makes off the show to sing the springs with that behemoth.  If the meth OD does not kill HBB, I am afraid she is going to fall asleep on the couch and mom is going to roll over and crush her to death.  Good luck in life after the show is over HBB, you are going to need it. 

PS- that is not baby fat sweet heart, that is your base coat to what is coming down the road.  Look at your mother.