My mom told me once that she thinks that only fat or dumb people drive minivans. I used to think she was just having a bad day but lately I think she might be onto something. Tell me this, if your were coming up to a red light and you had these cars to choose from to get behind; an accord, a pick up truck, or a minivan, which one would you pull behind? No one would pick minivan. And if you did pick minivan you are driving one.
For instance, yesterday morning I was driving home and a minivan just shoots right out into the street and almost into my lane. At the light the minivan pulls up and sure as shit, fat white trash woman smoking a cig with about 4 kids in the car. She had the fat and stupid part down to a tee. Lady, try looking both ways before pulling into traffic, put the coffin nail down, try some contraceptives, and look into a treadmill. Minivans are like the fat kid in 4th grade, slow, dirty, and in the way.
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