We all have that one friend/acquaintance/co-worker that you just do not jive with entertainment wise.
"Hey Salty, you know what show you would love? The Mindy Project! It is so funny." I instantly know this show sucks a fat one. This is the same jackass that thinks Jimmy Fallon's Capital One commercials are funny. Oh, and if you think those commercials are funny, please stick your face in a blender. Is that funny? Well that is how I feel every time that bag of ass commercial is on.
"You know you should watch that movie the Green Lantern. Pretty good movie." I would rather have dick splitting gonorrhea than ever see that movie. I don't care if this person suggests a movie that is up for seven academy awards, since they like it, I know I will hate it.
"You have to check out this Youtube clip! It is another lip synch video to Call me Maybe! Those clips never get old." Ah, yes they do. You know when they did? When the second one was made. Stop showing me your friend's daughter's girls volleyball teams version. There are 4,000 versions and they all make me homicidal.
And my favorite, "You want to hear a funny joke!?!?!" From you, fuck no. Can I listen to bunnies being strangles instead? Sorry, but your idea of entertainment is my idea of torture.
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