Can I?

So I know this secretary, or whatever dumb PC term they are supposed to be called now, was trying to be funny but she enraged me when I asked if I can run off to the bathroom first before going back to see the dermatologist and she drops, "I don't know, CAN YOU?!?!?".   I almost peed on her desk at that point.  It brought me back to 4th grade and my teached coming back with that bogus line as if she taught me a lesson for not saying "may".  Look grammer police, don't pull this stunt anymore.  You will be lucky if all you get is number one on your keyboard.  You MAY want to call the janitor, or whatever retarded PC term they are called now, to help out with that turd.