Food Call

You start out your call by proclaiming that it took me long enough to call you back.  It took me a half hour toots, you do realize I have other calls that I have to return that I KNOW will be a lot more fruitful than yours.  Then you decide to ask me the questions you have for me all while stuffing your face with some uncertain type of food.   Are you kidding me tubby?  How about you put the snacks down for the five minutes we are on the phone?  If you cannot get the feedback off your fat face, then don't answer the damn phone.  You do realize how disgusting it is to listen to you smack your gums as I am trying to explain to you that you have no clue what you are talking about.  I am trying to be nice.  You can't hear me cause you are eating not because I am not talking loud enough.  Maybe your next call should be to Weight Watchers.   They might be able to help you out because I am absolutely unwilling to do.  Hope you choke.