Crosswalk

Newsflash terrible drivers!   When you are turning right at an intersection and a pedestrian is crossing from the opposite side of the crosswalk, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO CROSS THE STREET!  The only time you shouldn't turn is if you did, you would run them over.   Be smart.  You are not being gracious for waiting, you are pissing everyone else off behind you.

Oh and for you pedestrians......when using the crosswalk and you see someone waiting for you, put a little hitch in your step and speed up.  Don't be the asshat that takes his sweet time.  That is a good way to end up on my hood.   The only time you shouldn't hurry is if you are in a wheel chair, elderly, or mentally retarded.

That reminds me.  The other day I saw this dude in a wheel chair crossing the street.  He came up to a curb, got out of his chair, pulled it over the curb, sat back down, and wheeled off!  WTF?!?!?  There should be a gang of REAL wheel chair bound people kick the shit out of this guy, maybe even to the point where he does need the wheel chair.  I bet those wheel chair basketball guys could do it.  They should have number you can call to report fake wheel chair dudes to.  Then these murder ball handicapped guys show up and "chair" the guy up.  Justice served.

Nonconformists

Just saw on the news a group of OWS type, college age, persons being interviewed about capitalism.  After spewing through their typical anti-captialism crap, all while his buddy is recording the thing on his iPhone, a girl is enjoying a cup a Dunkin Donuts, and he is wearing a Boston Red Sox hat, says they are all nonconformists.  I am confused.  Didn't you guys just conform to becoming nonconformists?  If he really was a nonconformist he would be doing the interview solo and wearing a burlap sack or something of the like.  I guess I could be nonconformist to their group by not playing the bongos, having a job, and being a productive member of society.  Look "Trent", to be nonconformist he should change is name to "^", I know you are young and think you can change the world with your idealogical blabber but you are going to end up forty, working at a record store, and living in an alley if you don't get your shit together.  If that is what your goal in life and you are happy with it, more power to you and God bless but don't sit their and criticize the way others live their lives all while demanding we respect yours.    We all do dumb crap in college, believe me on this one, but don't let your fleeting beliefs ruin the rest of your life.

PS - good luck getting a good job with those half dollar size ear gauges.  I thought my frat tat was a bad idea.  That screams, "I am going to live in a ice cream truck some day!".

Bald Spot

U know I should not really put this guy down as my monkey butt bald spot is getting bigger but this has to be a joke. It is like the guys from jackass razored this dude's dome. Tough lid buddy.

Buff Hobo

It is really depressing when the homeless guy outside of Ace is in better shape than you are.  I know he is walking around a lot and probably not eating like a king but it still does not help.  Well done Boxcar Willie, you have convinced me to get in better shape.

Interior Decorating

Nailed it.

Is Your Dog Friendly?

Maybe I should go over the definition of friendly lady with the German Shepherd.  Friendly is smells my hand and then lets me pet him/her and maybe likes some back scratching.   Cujo Friendly is what your dog is.  He almost took my damn hand off and it was not like I sprinted up to it in a threatening manner.  That dog should work at Gitmo for God's sake.   You should answer the question I posed with a simple no.  "He is usually friendly" is like saying alligators are usually friendly when they are not hungry.