Crosswalk

Newsflash terrible drivers!   When you are turning right at an intersection and a pedestrian is crossing from the opposite side of the crosswalk, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO CROSS THE STREET!  The only time you shouldn't turn is if you did, you would run them over.   Be smart.  You are not being gracious for waiting, you are pissing everyone else off behind you.

Oh and for you pedestrians......when using the crosswalk and you see someone waiting for you, put a little hitch in your step and speed up.  Don't be the asshat that takes his sweet time.  That is a good way to end up on my hood.   The only time you shouldn't hurry is if you are in a wheel chair, elderly, or mentally retarded.

That reminds me.  The other day I saw this dude in a wheel chair crossing the street.  He came up to a curb, got out of his chair, pulled it over the curb, sat back down, and wheeled off!  WTF?!?!?  There should be a gang of REAL wheel chair bound people kick the shit out of this guy, maybe even to the point where he does need the wheel chair.  I bet those wheel chair basketball guys could do it.  They should have number you can call to report fake wheel chair dudes to.  Then these murder ball handicapped guys show up and "chair" the guy up.  Justice served.