Backpack

The only male adults over 45 that should be wearing a backpack are:

1) People in the military

2) Hunters

3) Hikers

4) Camelback wearers

5) Search and rescue personnel

6) Fathers that are carrying their kids Pocohontas style

7) Adult retards

These are the others:

1) Serial killers

2) Serial perverts

3) Serial perverts' bitch that carries his rape tools

4) Serial drug addict that is on that spice shit that make you eat people

5) Serial homeless person that carries some combination of 3 and 4 in backpack

6) Super shady, fuck knuckle that had a leather backpack that probably had a severed head in it today at the bar I was at.