Front of the Plane

Is it me or is this wear all the dumb, fat, old, and generally slow get to sit?  I was on a plane recently and this fat woman was the third person to leave the plane but what would take a no armed man 30 seconds took this woman ten minutes.  People offered to help but "She could handle it".  Uh, no you can't.  Getting her bag out of the over head baggage area was the first time she had put her arms above her head in 6 months.  Then she drops her hat and she takes another 5 minutes picking it up.  Then she had to have a conversation with the crew on her way out.  Are these people capable of moving faster than a sloth.  If it were up to me, when the plan door opens, everyone has to move like people move when they have diarrhea and the bathroom might be too far away to make it.  Let's move people!  I have booze to drink!