Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Gum

Is it impossible to throw your gum in a trash can or even a tissue?   I just stepped in a Willie Wonka size pile of someone's gum.  Now I have more crap stuck to the bottom of my shoe than a dairy farmer.   The tap dancer sound my shoe makes now on hard floors is another bonus.  I wish I could catch someone throwing their gum on the ground like this bag of used condoms so I could slam that wad right up his fart hole.

Side note:  Whoever said that when you get gum in your hair, something that should never happen to you past age 10, you should put peanut butter on it is full of shit.  Two sticky substances do not make a right, it makes for a shaved head.

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