I really need to know where my socks are going. I have 30 socks on my table and have about one that matches his mate. Whenever I bring this predicament up to people they come back with things such as:
-the sock goblin got them
-the sock elf stole them
-they went to sock purgatory
Very cute but honestly, where the hell are the damn socks! They are not just disappearing. Are they spontaneously combusting? I need some serious answers here! "Did you check by your hamper?" No, I have been looking all over my stupid house and the one place I did not check was the last place I saw them together. Come on people! I am not that stupid. If there is some little fucker such as a sock goblin or elf and I catch this SOB, there is going to be hell to pay. I am talking some serious Pulp Fiction crap here, including the rape. Leave my socks alone you little jackass.
Again, where are my socks? There has to be an easy answer.
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