Places I've Pooped

So my friend tells me about this phenomenal new app called Places I've Pooped.  As you might have guessed this app maps the joints you have dumped in.  At first I was skeptical, then I was addicted.  I really feel like I am making my own history of crapping conquests.  The GPS plots, within a couple of yards or so, where you laid wolf bait.  Here is the problem, I have grown tired of my old marks on the map.  This goes against everything I am about.  I am the type of guy that needs a familiar place to crap.  I like to know the surroundings and fell comfortable.  Not now, I would shit in your front lawn if I got to plot a new point on my map.  I left my office building and went to the one next door just to get some yardage separation.  I was driving down the street and I catch myself thinking, "That would be a good place to swim a butt fish"  So be on the lookout.  I might be bombing somewhere near you soon.  Only a matter of time now before I get arrested.   I am not sure there is an app for that, "Places I got arrested pooping".  

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That is supposed to be turd falling in a watery grave.  Just give it time.....