You know the feeling after you have a couple of alcoholic beverages where you feel like all is well in the world? A lot of people call it "buzzed". I love that feeling. Why is it that "buzzed guy" cannot hang out longer? I will tell you why, because "buzzed guy" likes how he got to become "buzzed guy" and continues slamming drinks thinking that will make "buzzed guy" even buzzier. Wrong! "Buzzed guy" quickly turns into "That Guy". "That guy" is far less enjoyable. "That guy" loses common sense and tact. 1 out 10 times "that guy" is fun and that stat could be wrong. Most of the time "that guy" insults the group he was with, thinks he has the world figured out, tells some people how to live their lives, thinks he is the life of the party, and has the whole party/bar/event not wanting to hang out with "that guy". If you find yourself being "that guy" it is essential that you find "come on guy" as in, "Come on guy don't piss in the corner" or "Come on guy, stop hitting on my grandmother" or my favorite, "Come on guy, you are drinking out of an ash tray." Find "come on guy" and make sure you do not get to that level and people will start thinking, "That guy is pretty bad but look over there, come on guy is riding a bike naked through someone's kitchen he doesn't know." I just wish I could stay "buzzed guy".
Sometime maybe I can post about, "Just sit there and don't move guy". He is a real hoot.
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