Cell Phone Speaker

I have a client that has a quirk when he is talking on his cell phone.   Whenever he is speaking, he holds the phone away from his ear right in front of his face.  Then when he wants to listen again he puts the phone back to his ear.   He keeps up with this charade throughout the conversation.  I just chalked it up to his quirkiness but then I saw another bozo doing the same thing at the grocery store.  Hey dipshits, your phone is designed so you can talk with the phone up to your ear!  This is not 1938.  Maybe we should install a rotary dial on your cell phone as well.  Oh and it is a cell phone, not a celly.   I don't care where you come from, you say that again and I will head butt you.