Death Call

I was just watching TV and a commercial came on for an attorney's office about some drug.  The commercial stated, "If you have taken Sasaserin and experienced any of the following, please give us a call because you might be due some large finacial compensation: Shortness of breathe, blood in urine, extreme fever, trouble sleeping, numbness in your extremities, or death.  If you have experienced any of these symptoms please give Buttplug Attorneys at Law a call so we can fight for you."  If I experienced death I am going to have a pretty rough time calling your office brainiac.  I am going to have an even rougher time making use of that financial compensation.  Might as well ask me to call you after having my head cut off by Al Qeida so you can sue the knife manufacturer.  Don't act like you have sympathy for your clients when you ask them to call, all you see is $$$.  Fight for me?  More like cash in on me.  This rant is giving me a headache, I am going to take some Sasaserin.