Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Dog, please keep your sunglasses on brah.  What have you done to your eyes/eyelids?   It is like a cross between someone who looked at the sun through binoculars too long and Rocky at about round 3.  I know that his hair is an absolute hot mess and he dresses like a GI Joe figurine from the early 80's, but those eyes creep me out.  I would be ready to head back to the clink too if that was the only way to get those peepers out of my grill.  

One last thing Dog, stop calling your kid Baby Lisa.  She is like 30, way out of the baby range and she sure as hell not a love interest.   From the previews that are on A&E 24/7, you might want to change her name to Terrible Drunk Lisa.

Other than that, keep up the good work.

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